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Funny school poems
Class Dismissed
by Bruce Lansky
We have torn up all the math books
and we’ve locked the school’s front door.
There won’t be school no more.
Glory, glory hallelujah!
School is closed now, what’s it to ya?
There won’t be no more homework
and there won’t be no more tests.
There won’t be school no more.
My Sister’s Always on the Phone
by Bruce Lansky
My sister’s always on the phone.
I never see her study.
She doesn’t do her homework,
which is why her grades are cruddy.
My sister’s always on the phone,
but I don’t think that’s cool.
My sister is so popular
she’s flunking out of school.
Morning Announcements
by Sylvia Andrews
Good morning, Staff and Students,
take note of what I say.
In school we will have showers
for April starts today.
Some teachers were suspended
for giving too much work.
Today, if you feel lazy,
you’ll be allowed to shirk.
We want to find the student
who brought a pig to school.
It is "running" down the hallways,
and that’s against the rule.
Today on our lunch menu,
are bumblebees in sauce
or chopped cockroach sandwiches
and salad you can toss.
Next year we’ll pay our students
for work they do in school.
. and if you believe these messages,
then you’re an APRIL FOOL!
My Dog Chewed Up My Homework
by Bruce Lansky
I’m glad to say my homework’s done.
I finished it last night.
I’ve got it right here in this box.
It’s not a pretty sight.
My dog chewed up my homework.
He slobbered on it, too.
So now my homework’s ripped to shreds
and full of slimy goo.
It isn’t much to look at,
but I brought it anyway.
I’m going to dump it on your desk
if I don’t get an A.
What I Found in My Desk
by Bruce Lansky
A ripe peach with a ugly bruise,
a pair of stinky tennis shoes,
a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye,
a swimsuit that I left to dry,
a pencil that glows in the dark,
some bubble gum found in the park,
a paper bag with cookie crumbs,
an old kazoo that barely hums,
a spelling test I almost failed,
a letter that I should have mailed,
and one more thing, I must confess,
a note from teacher: Clean This Mess.
What to Remember in School
by Kenn Nesbitt
Forget that two times four is eight.
Forget the name of every state.
Forget the answers on the test.
Forget which way is east or west.
Forget the myths of ancient Rome.
Forget to bring your books from home.
Forget the words you learned to spell.
Forget to hear the recess bell.
Forget your homeroom teacher’s name.
Forget the after-school game.
Forget which team’s supposed to win.
Forget to turn your homework in.
Forget the distance to the moon.
Forget how many days in June.
Forget the capital of France.
But don’t forget to wear your pants!
Too Busy
by Bruce Lansky
I’ve folded all my laundry
and put it in the drawer.
I’ve changed my linen, made my bed,
and swept my bedroom floor.
I’ve emptied out the garbage
and fixed tomorrow’s lunch.
I’ve baked some cookies for dessert
and given Dad a munch.
I’ve searched the house for pencils
and sharpened every one.
There are so many things to do
when homework must be done.
There’s a New Cook in the Cafeteria
by Bruce Lansky
Good Morning, staff and students.
We have a brand new cook.
And that’s why our lunch menu
will have a brand new look.
To make a good impression,
our cook’s prepared a treat:
your choice of snapping turtle soup
or deep-fried monkey meat.
If you’re a vegetarian,
we have good news today:
she’s serving pickled cauliflower
and jellyfish souffle.
And for dessert our cook has made
a recipe from France:
I’m sure you’ll all want seconds—
of chocolate-covered ants.
I hope you like this gourmet feast.
I hope you won’t complain.
But if you do we’ll have to bring
our old cook back again.
Turn Off the TV!
by Bruce Lansky
My father gets quite mad at me;
my mother gets upset—
when they catch me watching
our new television set.
My father yells, "Turn that thing off!"
Mom says, "It’s time to study."
I’d rather watch my favorite TV show
with my best buddy.
I sneak down after homework
and turn the set on low.
But when she sees me watching it,
my mom yells out, "No!"
Dad says, "If you don’t turn it off,
I’ll hang it from a tree!"
I rather doubt he’ll do it,
’cause he watches more than me.
He watches sports all weekend,
and weekday evenings too,
while munching chips and pretzels—
the room looks like a zoo.
So if he ever got the nerve
to hang it from a tree,
he’d spend a lot of time up there—
watching it with me.
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The me I see is the me I’ll be.
I can be respectful, responsible and resourceful.
I am in school to learn.
I will follow the directions of my teachers.
I will not say unkind things to others.
I will report problems to the teachers.
I will try my very best.
I am in school to learn.
We raise our hands to speak.
We work quietly at our seats.
We use voices soft and sweet.
We keeps our places tidy and neat.
We are helpful, friendly, and fair.
We take turns and willingly share.
I make mistakes so I can learn.
I learn so I can succeed.
I succeed so I can help others.
I pledge to show my respect
by listening to others,
using my hands for helping,
caring about others feelings,
and being responsible for what I say and do.
My Promise
Each day I’ll do my best,
And I won’t do any less.
My work will always please me,
And I won’t accept a mess.
I’ll colour very carefully,
My writing will be neat.
And I simply won’t be happy
‘Til my papers are complete.
I’ll always do my homework,
And I’ll try on evey test.
And I won’t forget my promise —
To do my very best!
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С тихи на английском о школе познакомят детей с школьными предметами и пренадлежностями.
I am somebody.
The me I see is the me I’ll be.
I can be respectful, responsible and resourceful.
I can succeed.
I am in school to learn.
I will follow the directions of my teachers.
I will not say unkind things to others.
I will report problems to the teachers.
I will try my very best.
I am in school to learn.
We raise our hands to speak.
We work quietly at our seats.
We use voices soft and sweet.
We keeps our places tidy and neat.
We are helpful, friendly, and fair.
We take turns and willingly share.
I make mistakes so I can learn.
I learn so I can succeed.
I succeed so I can help others.
I pledge to show my respect
by listening to others,
using my hands for helping,
caring about others feelings,
and being responsible for what I say and do.
Each day I’ll do my best,
And I won’t do any less.
My work will always please me,
And I won’t accept a mess.
I’ll colour very carefully,
My writing will be neat.
And I simply won’t be happy
‘Til my papers are complete.
I’ll always do my homework,
And I’ll try on evey test.
And I won’t forget my promise —
To do my very best!
A Circle of Friends
We’ve joined together as classmates
as the new year begins.
A year full of learning
while we become friends.
We’ll share and be kind
as we work and play.
And our friendship will grow
with each passing day.
I am wonderful.
I am good at learning.
And I like to learn.
Learner’s Creed
I believe in myself and my ability to do my best at all times.
Because I am responsible for my life and for all of my actions:
I will listen,
I will see,
I will speak,
I will feel,
I will think,
I will reason,
I will read,
I will write.
I will do all these things with one purpose in mind:
To do my best and not to waste this day for this day will come no more.
At _______ School:
I have the right to learn.
I want to learn.
My teachers want me to learn.
I will do my best!
We will learn together!
I pledge to treasure _school name_
As a place to learn and grow
By being honest and fair to all I know.
To show respect and be kind to all I meet,
To be responsible and work hard each day of the week,
To strive to be the best I can be,
So all can succeed in our school family.
Class Promise
Today is a new day!
I will act in a safe and healthy way.
I will respect the rights of others.
I will treat all property with respect.
I will take responsibility for my learning.
Today I will be the best me I can be!
My School Pledge
I pledge today to do my best
in reading math and all the rest.
I promise to obey the rules,
in my class and in our school.
I’ll respect myself and others too,
I’ll expect the best in all I do,
I am hear to learn all I can,
To try my best and be all I am.
Important Rules
Here are some rules for you and me,
See how important they can be.
Always be honest, be kind and fair,
Always be good and willing to share.
These are rules we all should know,
We follow these rules wherever we go.
